Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Hippos wearing pearls

jrpsue says:
why r u so good at cutting and stylin hair and putting together looks but you hate it never went to school for it and you never dress up or do yourself all feminine?
Drug Geek in Training says:
I dunno, maybe I swallowed a homo
jrpsue says:
rofl
Drug Geek in Training says:
Either way, attaching and afixing girlie stuff on me would be the equivalent of strapping pearls on a hippo. Its awkward and it dont belong. Just another one of those paradoxical things about Anjee that never makes sense.
jrpsue says:
i think you are bootiful
Drug Geek in Training says:
Ok, what the hell! Is she done yet?? Let her know its playoff season and I got things to do.
jrpsue says:
yeh, i just wanted to talk to ou so i could thank you
Drug Geek in Training says:
You're welcome.
Drug Geek in Training says:
Now tell her to hurry. >.<

8 Comments:

Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Are you gonna post something new soon?

I don't get this post, and I want to read some more funny stuff.

Anjelina Bobina
banana fanna fo fina
me my mo mina
'lina!!

6/20/2005 08:52:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

This post was a conversation had via messenger with a 'friend of a friend' that I prettied up for a special occasion. The 'friend of a friend' is your average small town 16 yo bumpkin and she just thought that was "uber cool".

I hated every minute of it.
Im not so girly sometimes.
And THAT is the jist of that small snip it of jibba jabba.

I rarely post.
I didnt even know people actually read this so figured there wasnt much point.

At which part did you laugh?

6/20/2005 09:08:00 AM  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Well, first you picture is damn hilarious.

I thought the MADD, SADD was extremely well written. I wish I could wirte ggod....write well, whatever.

I really liked your "Fast food" story, it was GREAT!
Was it not supposed to be funny?

6/21/2005 03:52:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Thank you, I have no idea "how" to write and I never really gave much thought as to whether or not they had comedic value, Im just a whiner I guess, and needed to vent.

Im glad that you enjoyed them...perhaps I will try to come back here more frequently.

6/21/2005 08:52:00 AM  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

No pressure.
It's YOUR world (Blog) I just read in it. :)

6/21/2005 08:57:00 AM  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Anjee, I can only reread this so many times.

7/14/2005 04:15:00 AM  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

That's it Anjee, it's over.
No no, it has to be this way.
I feel we just aren't communicating anymore.
We NEVER talk.
I'm sorry, but this is good-bye.
You've lost me, and you'll regret it.

Nah...prolly not.

7/22/2005 09:43:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

I regret it already :(


Im sorry, Jerk...but mucho stupid crap abounds in my life at the present. I need to not be so neglectful, but the stupid shit carries with it a mental block the size of Uranus! >_<

which isnt as bad as the size Myanus 8^O Oh MY!!!

I have just been verbally consitpated every time I sit down in front of the computer with the intention of posting something. I dont want to share the stupid crap, cause thats just....well its just stupid.

Blah!
I suck...I truly do.
8^(

Im sorry that I lost you by letting you fall to the wayside and being such a disappointment. I shall shave off my own nose in repentance.

7/25/2005 06:11:00 PM  

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