Balls in your face

Football season is approaching, though not fast enough. Bud Selig you can take your little bat toting, 'roid shootin bunch of record setting cry baby cheaters and quietly get your fucking season over with because I no longer care!

>_<

I have a dear friend from Wisconsin that is the worlds biggest Packers fan so I get to keep abreast (Tee-Hee-Hee I said 'abreast') of the haps on the cheeseheads, because I SWEAR he's the foremost authority on random Packers trivia and tidbits.
So....he relays some story about Brett Favre making a little kid cry. Practice time, Favre sees a kid watching from behind a fence, throws the ball in that direction, hits the fence were the kid was standing and the kid gets startled and starts to bawl. Favre sees this and autographs a football, drops it over the fence to the kid's Mom who catches it and hands it to to her whiney little brat. God love Farve for trying to drill little kids in the face!!

All this only serves to remind me of the many reasons this time of year gets me all giddy inside.

And why I love football so much I just want to passionately fuck it in the face!!

>_<

Farve, Brady, MANNING....you all can slam your balls in my face anytime!!

And I SWEAR...




I.
wont.
cry.