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Cracker eating Bean or Bean's eating Crackers 
My Beanie likes crackers. You know the blobby ones that are supposed to be shaped like animals but end up looking more like Rorshach splotches? Those. She LOVES them. Dances around all happy-like when she sees me pull them out. She knows they are only for her. AND, heres the kicker, she actually takes her time and CHEWS them. Like she is savoring every crumb. Its the cutest thing. However, I taught her how to "speak" for food. Because the pooch literally didnt know she could.
No bueno.
Because now she "speaks" at me if she wants one. I was hoping that it would serve to teach her how to speak when she wants other things. Like to go out, or when weirdos come by, if there's a fire or if Timmy is trapped in the well. So far, my Bean is still retarded.
But I hold out hope.
o_o
My Beanie likes crackers. You know the blobby ones that are supposed to be shaped like animals but end up looking more like Rorshach splotches? Those. She LOVES them. Dances around all happy-like when she sees me pull them out. She knows they are only for her. AND, heres the kicker, she actually takes her time and CHEWS them. Like she is savoring every crumb. Its the cutest thing. However, I taught her how to "speak" for food. Because the pooch literally didnt know she could.
No bueno.
Because now she "speaks" at me if she wants one. I was hoping that it would serve to teach her how to speak when she wants other things. Like to go out, or when weirdos come by, if there's a fire or if Timmy is trapped in the well. So far, my Bean is still retarded.
But I hold out hope.
o_o
posted by Anonymous at 8:22 PM
4 Comments:
Just make sure Timmy has some of those crackers and he'll be OK.
You little bitch! :)
You get my hopes up and you leave again!
If I leave this time....I WON'T be back.
Oooh, but I feel a grand return ever approaching!! ;)
Just for you.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
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