Adventitious Thoughts

Stated in trinity

Random things I've misheard:
"I shove pennies up my ass"
"Never live in a monkey"
"Trolls hate dysentery"

Random things I said today:
"Agh! Your spittle burns my retinas!"
"Get off my koolaid bitch!"
"Are you wearing pink panties"

Random dumb things I was told today:
"Your arms look thinner" -Some dumbass I work with
"Your last names is the same as (insert two famous people with my last name) does that mean you're hot like them?" -Some contractor on the phone
"You cold?" (said to me as I sat at my desk wearing a jacket, hat and gloves with a fuzzy blankie wrapped round my legs) -Department genius

Random songs I heard today:
Cosmic Girl~ Jamiroquai
Strength beyond Strength~ Pantera
Mis Ojos~ Mana

Random numbers of significance:
7
32
86546761968743873.23

Random thoughts in my head:
All things Pharmacy
Pondering why I have one cold elbow
Funeral Director vs. Truck Driver

Random things on my desk:
Fake poo
Beer cap
My feet

Random realizations:
My hair hurts
I bought a fancy red dress for nothing
Fucking up takes practice, but I feel I'm well rehearsed

Random beverages I have consumed today:
water
beer
diet soda

Random colors around me:
green
black
some "dusty rose" shyte

Random things that urk me:
All things emo
AsShAtZ oN t3h InTaRwEb!!!!!!!111oneonetwo
Benny Hinn

Random Self Discoveries:
I want to be the peas to somebody's carrots
Failure is unacceptable
A polka dot in a private place

Random thoughts on Random:
Random is vague and vague is sometimes good
It is a six letter word ending in 'M' and beginning with 'R'
I have now typed 'Random' more than fifteen times in this entry




Hello Jerk