Anjee's Joke of the Day

Hung Chow calls work and says:
"Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work."
To which his boss repliess:
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work.You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon."
"Oh yeah...you sure got nice house!