Slightly HomoSOXual

There's no KISSING in BASEBALL!!!!

What the hell is happening to "America's Favorite Pasttime"? Just another reason to add to my list of why I think baseballs SUCKS!

>_<

You're stupid, Baseball.......really, really stoopit.

Confucius say...

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

Here's some more CRAP!

Since I cant seem to post anything of substance.

Proceed:



A - Age: 30
B - Band listening to right now: Mindless Self Indulgence
C - Career in future: The Dopeman
D - Dad's name: Phillip. I think.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Myself. Outloud.
F - Favourite song at the moment: For sake of ease, the one Im listening to. Bring the Pain- MSI
G- Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Worms, of course. They're better for the sucking.
I - Instruments: Cowbell. Dammit!! We need more cowbell!
J - Job title: My Sup's bitch
K - Kids: Are sometimes shorter than me.
L - Longest car ride ever: Indiana -----> Arizona. Made longer by riding in teh backseat with my Brother.
M - Mum's name: Irma
N - Number of siblings: 7. By full blood, 0.
O - Oldest sibling: Brother
P - Phobia[s]: Close spaces, I suppose.
Q - Quote you like: The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
R - Reason to smile: Any.
S - Song you sang last: Outloud and been caught? The theme song from Greatest American Hero. At work. Yeah, I'm a rock star. Bitches betta RECK-UH-NIZE!
T - Time you wake up: Depends on if I actually sleep or not. If I dont, then no need to wake.
U - Unknown fact about me: My right boob is slightly larger than my left. Okay, so maybe its not so 'unknown'.
V - Vegetable you hate: One doesnt come to mind. I happen to like my veggies very much, thank you.
W - Worst habit: Not thinking before I speak
X - X-rays you've had: Foot, ankle, toes, arms, head, abdomen etc.
Y - Yummy food: Anything that enters my mouth....or else I won't eat it otherwise.
Z - Zodiac sign: Libra

[Current Clothes] panties and a wife beater
[Current Hair] piled on top of my head with an ink pen taken from my desk
[Current Annoyance] My Father's smoking habit
[Current Smell] My Father's smoking habit
[Current thing I ought to be doing] sleeping
[Current Desktop Picture] Jack-o-lantern pumpkin painted on a fat man's butt. I'm friggen festive
[Current Favorite Artist] Ursula
[Current Favorite Band] Current as in what's playing? MSI
[Current Book you're reading] I'm not :(
[Current CD in CD Player] JEEMANY CRIKEY!! MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE!!!
[Current Refreshment] High quality H20
[Current Worry] That I will be asked another 'current music' question

Last thing/person:

[You Touched] Myself
[You Talked to] J
[You Hugged] Bean
[You Instant messaged] JD
[You Yelled At] Don't member

Favourite:

[Food] Currently, the homemade potato soup I made.
[Drink] Naked
[Colour] Green
[Shoes] The Mary Janes that were just eaten by a certain little Beagle that shall remain nameless
[Animal] all
[Movie] Wizard of Oz
[Vegetable] Today I say peas
[Fruit] Watermelon or peaches
[Cartoon] Brak

WHO DO YOU WANT TO...

[Kill] Let's change that to [PUNCH REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE]: David Carusso. He bugs me like no other.
[Slap] anyone who can be classified as "Ghetto Fabulous" or "Emo"
[Get Real Wasted With] meh
[Get High With] Nobody
[Look Like] me
[Talk To Offline] The important ones. They know who they are
[Talk To Online] whomever can hold a conversation and keep my interest. That number is low.
Very. Low.

Independant Anj and the plight of the crippled

Why does everyone wear those damn ear buds when talking on their cell phones now? EXCEPT, of course for the morons on the road.
I think its ostentatious, obnoxious, lazy and makes you look like an asshole. Does it REALLY take THAT much effort to hold the damn phone? Or better still, call someone back? If your hands are too busy to grasp a phone, dont you think whatever it is that they are doing might possibly require your full and undivided attention?

I stopped making notice of people that appear to be talking to themselves long ago. I just assume they are all talking on their earbuds and go on my merry way, without thought. That is, until today.....

Today I had a multitude of errands to run and some time to actually DO them. So I set about 'handlin' ma bidnasssss'. However running errands is made ever-more-interesting when attempted with one leg.
I swear.
Seriously.
You should try it.

First stop? The bank.
This is what I have ascertained, thus far:


Number One:
Short chicks driving big trucks with casts up to their knees, reaching through an open door for the little tube-y thing-ama-poop and deposit slips? Comical AS WELL AS irritating to the people behind you.
All the more reason to take your time, I say.
Next stop? Sprint. To pay my phone.

Number Tahoo:
EMTs are jackasses that will let a door slam onto your casted leg while they enter a Sprint store. Thats right. All of them. Each and everyone of them. Assholes. How do I know? Because I ran across two today that did this very thing. Therefore, it MUST apply to the masses. Of this I am certain.
Third stop? Second bank to deposit the monies from the first bank trip into a different account.
And for the smartass thinking I'm retarded for even doing all this in the first place. Yeah, I know about online banking dillweed, but I am having problems with my account and THUS the reason I walked INSIDE the second bank.
- walked
+ hobbled.

Which of course brings me to the reason for this little gem of a rant:

"ACKNOWLEDGE PEOPLE WHEN THEY SPEAK TO YOU!! ...Bitch."

o_o

Oooooh, he ISNT wearing an earbud.


Let's back it up some, shall we??

This is how it went...
Im hobbling along on my crutches and quite painfully, I might add. Handlin ma bidness when all of a sudden I realize there is some whack job walking beside me mumbling something-or-other, ever so loudly. I ignore it and hobble up to the door where I proceed to do the clumsy "open-the-door-stick-one-crutch-in-while-hobbling-on-the-other" dance. I make it THROUGH the door and THAT is when it happened.....

"ACKNOWLEDGE PEOPLE WHEN THEY SPEAK TO YOU!! ...Bitch."


Apparently all that mumbling was actually directed at ME and the guy was supposedly trying to get my attention to let me know that he had foot surgery and was understanding of my plight as a newly crippled person and wanted to be a kind soul and hold the door open for me.

oops.

Instead I ignored EVERYTHING he said (because I THOUGHT he was on his damn phone) and hobbled right past to get the door for myself. So....I did the only thing one could do in this situation.
I blinked quietly in his general direction as he explained and when he turned around to storm off and I came to the realization of what had just happened.....

I stuck my tongue out at the back of his head.








Thats right.


Cause thats how I roll.

>_<




*flexes*

Anjee's Personal Lesson of the Day

Two Somas, though they taste like butt when melted in the mouth, can take an angry agressive Anjee and make her all calm and peaceful right before knocking me the HELL out.

I just woke from a few hour nap.
Wow.