Pandora

Cracker eating Bean or Bean's eating Crackers

My Beanie likes crackers. You know the blobby ones that are supposed to be shaped like animals but end up looking more like Rorshach splotches? Those. She LOVES them. Dances around all happy-like when she sees me pull them out. She knows they are only for her. AND, heres the kicker, she actually takes her time and CHEWS them. Like she is savoring every crumb. Its the cutest thing. However, I taught her how to "speak" for food. Because the pooch literally didnt know she could.

No bueno.

Because now she "speaks" at me if she wants one. I was hoping that it would serve to teach her how to speak when she wants other things. Like to go out, or when weirdos come by, if there's a fire or if Timmy is trapped in the well. So far, my Bean is still retarded.


But I hold out hope.


o_o

Balls in your face

Football season is approaching, though not fast enough. Bud Selig you can take your little bat toting, 'roid shootin bunch of record setting cry baby cheaters and quietly get your fucking season over with because I no longer care!

>_<

I have a dear friend from Wisconsin that is the worlds biggest Packers fan so I get to keep abreast (Tee-Hee-Hee I said 'abreast') of the haps on the cheeseheads, because I SWEAR he's the foremost authority on random Packers trivia and tidbits.
So....he relays some story about Brett Favre making a little kid cry. Practice time, Favre sees a kid watching from behind a fence, throws the ball in that direction, hits the fence were the kid was standing and the kid gets startled and starts to bawl. Favre sees this and autographs a football, drops it over the fence to the kid's Mom who catches it and hands it to to her whiney little brat. God love Farve for trying to drill little kids in the face!!

All this only serves to remind me of the many reasons this time of year gets me all giddy inside.

And why I love football so much I just want to passionately fuck it in the face!!

>_<

Farve, Brady, MANNING....you all can slam your balls in my face anytime!!

And I SWEAR...




I.
wont.
cry.