Adventitious Thoughts

Stated in trinity

Random things I've misheard:
"I shove pennies up my ass"
"Never live in a monkey"
"Trolls hate dysentery"

Random things I said today:
"Agh! Your spittle burns my retinas!"
"Get off my koolaid bitch!"
"Are you wearing pink panties"

Random dumb things I was told today:
"Your arms look thinner" -Some dumbass I work with
"Your last names is the same as (insert two famous people with my last name) does that mean you're hot like them?" -Some contractor on the phone
"You cold?" (said to me as I sat at my desk wearing a jacket, hat and gloves with a fuzzy blankie wrapped round my legs) -Department genius

Random songs I heard today:
Cosmic Girl~ Jamiroquai
Strength beyond Strength~ Pantera
Mis Ojos~ Mana

Random numbers of significance:
7
32
86546761968743873.23

Random thoughts in my head:
All things Pharmacy
Pondering why I have one cold elbow
Funeral Director vs. Truck Driver

Random things on my desk:
Fake poo
Beer cap
My feet

Random realizations:
My hair hurts
I bought a fancy red dress for nothing
Fucking up takes practice, but I feel I'm well rehearsed

Random beverages I have consumed today:
water
beer
diet soda

Random colors around me:
green
black
some "dusty rose" shyte

Random things that urk me:
All things emo
AsShAtZ oN t3h InTaRwEb!!!!!!!111oneonetwo
Benny Hinn

Random Self Discoveries:
I want to be the peas to somebody's carrots
Failure is unacceptable
A polka dot in a private place

Random thoughts on Random:
Random is vague and vague is sometimes good
It is a six letter word ending in 'M' and beginning with 'R'
I have now typed 'Random' more than fifteen times in this entry




Hello Jerk

Three....Oh it's the magic number

Death is no bueno.
Death of brand new babies is MUY no bueno.
It is pretty safe to say that death of a brand new baby while in your care might just be the worst.

I really started this whole blog thing to voice my frustrations and rant on whatever crossed my mind. There was a time when I would just do it in email form and everyone in my address book was then subjected to paragraph upon paragraph of the hooie that rattles about my brain from time to time. Even though no one complained and some even found it quite entertaining, I figured this was a little more sensible.

For the past few months or so, I have really sorta neglected it. There was something far more entertaining taking my focus away from those little irritabilities. I prefer his company to just about anything.
But maybe venting, even if for comic relief, can be a good thing. I dont know. I would like to say something.
But I find myself terribly numb.

I titled this with the first thing that popped into my mind. Oddly enough, it makes sense to me.
Or wait...maybe it doesnt.


Three.